the boys make me laugh
they make me cry
the make me smile
but the thing is,
they make my ovaries….die.
because i was bored, i did some preferences.
find my preferences here.
I ALWAYS GET TWEETS SAYING ”DON’T WORRY NIALL, WE LOVE YOU! DON’T LISTEN TO WHAT OTHERS SAY!” FRANKLY, I DON’T CARE WHAT OTHERS SAY. -Niall Horan
I live in Toronto and why can’t the boys just visit me? like, accidentally get lost and end up in my house. WHY?!?!
‘Fuck All Night’
What Makes You Doable
Gonna Eat You
One Inch (An ode to Zayn’s penis.)
You’re Man Hips
Fuck All Night
Yell Me Name Tonight
I Want (Your Cock.)
Everything About You (Turns me on.)
Name Mistakes (It is believed that Louis accidentally shouted out Hair’s name during intercourse with Zayn, because apparently Zayn has a lot of pubic hair.)
Rape You Tonight
Stole My Fart
Stand Up (I’ve always wanted to fuck standing up.)
Moments (How long sex with Niall lasted for)
there’s more but im too tired to write them.
- people in their school finding out about their blog full with 5 homosexuals.
- directionaters a.k.a “facebook people” getting V.I.P passes and concert tickets while they sit in front of their computer with their fellow narnians.
- people saying Le-wis instead of Lou-is.
- spelling Zayn’s name Zaine.
- calling Nialler “Nailler”.
- hating on Liam. nvm, you can’t do that.
- only liking Harry and calling the others ugly.
- not shipping any of the bromances.
- any of the bromances breaking.
- people saying they’re NOT gay. they obviously are. your argument is invalid.
- not knowing who protested.
- not knowing who Paul Higgins is.
- not knowing who Buncle Simon is.
- not knowing who Lux Atkins is.
- not knowing who Ben Devine is.
- not knowing how many R’s there are.
- not knowing the inside jokes.
- not greeting them with the famous “VAS HAPPENIN’ ?!?”
- sending hates to Danielle or Eleanor or Perrie.
- telling them they will NEVER EVER meet the boys.
LEAVE ME ALONE TO DIE!!
LE CREYS GIF SPAM. I DONT GET IT,
I JUST NEVER AND WILL SHIP THEMthis is phototshop, or is it? but still, why would you do this?!?